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Just doesn't look right...
18:22 Oct 28 2008
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...without the hamster under your name.

*sigh*

Remind me to rate stuff tonight...

COMMENTS

faeriemoon
02:57 Oct 29 2008

I second that! *mumbles* go away for one stinking weekend and I come home and...*cries*

Vampirewitch39
11:42 Oct 29 2008

Third that...just not the same without her. :(

The office staff grows...
04:08 Oct 14 2008
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I got a couple new chairs for my office so people can sit when they stop into my office.

But when Morri comes in to sit, her assistant takes the other seat and does what he can to help her out...

My office is cool because of the cool people who work here. :)

COMMENTS

Morrigon
04:11 Oct 14 2008

We are very serious professionals.

See? He even matches the table.

Vampirewitch39
11:47 Oct 29 2008

Sir,

I was intrested in hiring this assistant from you. Care to talk? I am willing to pay what treats and food you pay, plus all kind of petting.

I will trade you one of my assistants- she is young, frisky, and loves to talk when the phone rings. She is able to chew thru a phone book in just a half a hour.

Hope to hear from you, maybe we can trade out for a few months?

Thank you for your time.

The Rat.

;)

Lunch with Morri...
19:11 Oct 13 2008
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M: That is one of the creepiest song lyrics...

B: What? "You're the half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole..." ?

M: Yeah. Where's the other half? In the freezer?

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COMMENTS

sPerAnZa
19:28 Oct 13 2008

No, they ate it.

Morrigon
04:11 Oct 14 2008

*shudder*

imagesinwords
04:57 Oct 14 2008

:P

Rock on with the Mr. Mister!

StoneCrow
09:53 Oct 29 2008

nom nom nom ;)

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